Mum's Test ( this is really cool)

>> THE MUM TEST
>> I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked
>> up something off of
>> the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
>>
>>  I took the item away from her and I asked her not to
>> do that.
>>
>> 'Why?' my daughter asked.
>>
>> 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't
>> know where it's been, it's dirty,
>>
>> And probably has germs,' I replied.
>>
>> At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
>> admiration and asked,
>>
>> 'Mum, how do you know all this stuff? You are so
>> smart.'
>>
>> I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All mums know this
>> stuff. It's on the Mum
>> Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
>> Mum.'
>>
>> We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
>> evidently pondering
>> this new information.
>>
>> 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you
>> don't pass the test you have to be
>> the dad.'
>>
>> 'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.
>>
>> When you're finished laughing, send this to a
>> Mum.